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First of all, let's take the Lord of the Rings references...
Please don't make me laugh at you.
We'll fix you up, we'll take you out, we'll get you a rebound.
No, I don't think so.
I talked in short sentences, I didn't sing, I laughed, I smiled...
you might find a girl who'll motorboat you right back.
Yes. - Thank you.
Is that bad?
She's got some big-ass panties.
- We're here. - Yup.
Come on. Sit up, girl. There you go.
Sorry I'm wearing this stupid thing. Schmidt made me do it.
You were right, Jess. This movie's pretty good.
Yeah, I think you should sing all the time.
The time of my life
"Oh, my God, there's something in the basement.
- Now. - Damn it.
- You know, like use me for practice. - All right.
So I was wondering if you could help me out with that.
- She's doing all right. - Mm-hm.
Really? What's your stripper name?
My name is Nick I have a penis
Oh, my God. How good is that? For real? What?
- Have a good night. - This is gonna be great.
Hey, Jess, how you doing?