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Uh...
Like Gandalf through Middle-earth?
So the Wild West party's on Saturday.
I didn't even realize that you cared about me until we broke up.
- My bros. - Douche-bag jar.
Little P-mint tea? Yum, right?
I don't think she knows what motorboating is.
Stop it. Stop.
Oh, yeah. There it is.
Wait, did you just make up a theme song for yourself?
We are in this situation because of you.
- Don't talk to me. - Yeah, okay.
Grind it out! Ha, ha!
- It's hard to say his name. - It's okay.
And then she does that.
Like a make-out sesh, no tops.
- Are you not on the list? - Man, I'm on the list.
Yes. Mostly print right now, so...
I got your back. You gotta have mine.
You're talking to Tiger Boobs.
- Keep your head up, all right? - All right, player.
A lot
i no a 9 year old that whaches this whaaaaaaaaaat
Actually, I'm sorry.
Um...
- Come on. - It's cool.
We're going to the party. Relax.
Wait. Have you been texting him?
Um...
Yeah. I know.
Well, first of all, maybe think about what women like to talk about.
Was there something I could have done differently?"
You’ve gotta take off those overalls
so that one day I'm not an old man filled with regret.
LLS? What is wrong with you?
- Maybe he didn't hear that. - You can come back.
Hey, Coach, what's...? Oh!
What have you done, Schmidt?
I'm not calling her.
Is that fun for you guys?
It's no big deal. It's behind me. It's in the past, so...
She dumped me. And I'm over it.
Yeah, you gotta figure that out. Some crazy person's calling you.