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Look at us. Couple of losers. We both got dumped. Jeesh.
You go to the bathroom, you call me, and you tell me all about it.
They get old, and they get sad, and they get weird.
Just remember, you're the one thing
Oh, dude, she texted me seven times. Like, long ones.
And it's something, something, something
All right, all right.
Yes, I swear it's the truth
I'm sorry, what was the question again?
I am so proud of you.
I say no. I need to be able to come home from work...
Um, ahem.
- What, are you a model or something? - Yeah.
What if God was one of us?
I'm kind of emotional right now because of the breakup...
Yeah. Absolutely.
I will now. - Front and backs?
- That was nice, man. - You have to leave now, all of you.
This party is everything to me. Please, Nick.
Then you're the old man yelling at the kids running across your yard.
You know what happens to people who keep it all inside?
I don't even know why we're still talking about it. Why's everybody looking at me?
That's why I need a new apartment.
What? What did you just say? Go put a dollar in the jar right now.