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- Is it a shortcut or not? - Okay.
I love lamb. I love lamb!
Yes…please, go on
It’s the pancake breakfast. We do it every month.
Wait, Wait! America, Pelase Tell me this is some some king
YOU'VE GOT A DIRTY WHORISH MOUTH... THAT'S WHAT YOU HAVE...
He's a live bear. He will literally rip your face off."
Today we spell redemption J O E
No, wait. Wait. Let me say something.
You stay classy, San Diego.
Ready the announce.
Today we spell redemption J. O. E.
Panel, (re)assemble!!
Nevo be like GTM TEAM BE LIKE
time to spice things up
I-- I don't-- I didn't understand one word you said.
STOOPS WATCH DAY 10: THE MOOD IS TENSE
I just wanted to shout it From on top of a mountain
You know those rating systems are flawed.
# Lookin' forward to a little afternoon delight #
Go fuck yourself Angela.
STOOPS WATCH DAY 6: THE MOOD IS TENSE
Mr. williams, you have a massive erection.
ALWAYS!
- Really? - Yes.
alec baldwin killed a guy
50% of the time, I’m there every time
- You asked me to come by, sir. - Oh, did l?
I hate you, Adam Sandler! I hate you!
It looks like Ling Wong,
MFC fan watch. The mood is tense.
This is worse than the last time Hump showered back in 1998
and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn.
SPEAKER VOTE DAY 3
More than anything in the world, Ron
One percent of the time it works every time
And shocked and offended
Really.
Well, well, well…
I don't know.
Out of sight my man
Today we spell redemption K-A-E-P
Oh, Miss Corningstone.
- Whatever. - We're live, Mr. Mantooth.
Oh, look out. Next up, it's Whiskerus Maximus.
- Yeah. - Yes, tell us.
For now, why don't you just grab a desk in the bullpen?
Lobes killed a guy
We-- you should move.
I trying this new fad called uh, jira. I believe it's jira or yira. it might be a soft j. I'm not sure but apparently it helps you keep track of projects. It's supposed to be wild.
... Why Don't You Stop Talking For A While?
Go Celia!!
FartWatch! The Mood is Tense!
Good evening, San Diego.
fighting, screwing and reading the news.
Mm-hmm.
Are you happy, Ron?
It truly is beauty and the beast.
Oh, whoa, whoa. Network talent scout.
Well, well, well…
Let’s not leave the mothers out of this today HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!
Howie, we have the shot.
Denny, are you paying attention? - Nope.
Probably not the same one. Probably not the same guy.
Don’t move your furniture in! I’m still working!
What do you love?
I am in a Pickle!
I will smash your face into a car windshield
That’s amazing
Authorities are still uncertain as to why the man
Seattle to Texas right now
I thought it was a joke I wrote it in my journal, black fox made a really good joke today
My wife and I had sex last night!! With each other!!!
I look like hell. I got bags under my eyes.
We’re laughing, enjoying our deal.
More than anything in the world, Ron
Boy, he really likes that pillow.
RIP FRED WILLARD
i need all of you to stop what you're doing & listen
How Now Down Dow
I think I was in love once
Jim leads the pack!
60% of the time, it works every time.
I love Scotch. Scotchy, Scotch, Scotch.
I was just speaking in generalities.
You've gotta meet this girl.
- Hey, Ron. - Hello.
Because I have breasts? Exquisite breasts?
I believe Jamara is an old old wooden ship, that was used in the Adam Cooney Era..
Well done, sir.
Oh, let me get this over here.
“Might be in trouble on that one”
Cannonball
That's a given.
Stop hiding behind those phony numbers, Burgundy! I'm coming after you!
to play his local Emmy acceptance speech from last year.
TJ WATT IS A SAINT!! HE’S A SAINT!!
Look at that
I did not see that coming!
- # And I like to cut-- # - Hey, nut job!
I could be driving a Mercedes and I can’t Because of you, you Scorpion woman!
CÛmo est·n, pinches!
Shh... Wamee
If you don't, send it right back.
Smells Like Bigfoot’s Dick
I even wrote it down in my diary “Veronica told a very funny joke today.”
I am in a pickle!
FartWatch The mood is tense
When you ask if Im doing well in tennis
c'est que tu mérites mieux
Brick, are you saying
Bing, bong, bong. You’re fired Jeff.
It's so damn hot!
The mood is tense
It's Channel 4 News at 6:00!
He's gonna put Corningstone on!
Exquisite breasts?
Congratulations Dodger fans.
Hello, This is Amazon. We need you root credentials
4-4-2 Thanks for stopping by Don't miss sitters I'm Ron Burgandy
Dès que tu commences à te demander si tu mérites mieux
Uh...
They don’t take into account houses with two TVs
Please, go on.
Well, well, well.
I love lamp! I love lamp.
and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth,
dock me on it!
Livestock show ,Carnival and Petting the Bunnies. We do it every Houston Rodeo Tejano Day
- Get it goin', Ronnie! - Yes! Please.
Hey everyone! Come and see how good I'm being!
Ron Burgundy's ass is grass!
No!
I love Lamb!
All right. Thank you, Mr. Harken.
Getting into CRNA school
You ladies play your cards right, you might get to meet the whole gang.
I don't know what to say.
Me: When a client no shows a confirmed appointment
You're our leader. Look what you're doing to the group.
Dad?
- Ed, hello. - Listen, Ron.
Time to musk up.
Damnit. for the last time anything you put on that prompter Burgundy will read!
Katherine watch! The mood is tense!
Lay low for a while
And you ate a whole wheel of cheese?
everyone's ai posts right now
I'm Veronica Corningstone for Channel 4 News.
i'm proud of you fellas. you all kept your heads on a swivel, that's what you gotta do when you find yourself in a vicious cockfight
I hate you, Salesforce! I hate you!
NO. HIPOS COMING ITS THE PANCAKE BREAKFAST WE DO IT EVERY MONTH
You Might Want To Bring A Coat.
Bing, bong, bong. You’re fired Ed.
You stay douchey, Levi.
Boy, that de-escalated quickly.
- Is this Ron? - Who is this?
What do you say we go on a date? Have some chicken Maybe some sex. You know, see how it goes
Son of a bee sting.
to the KVWN News Team,
You’ve got poop coming out of your shower
Thank you,
ahollin watch
Me: When a client no shows a confirmed appointment
I don't usually do this, but I felt compelled to tell you something.
I’ve got Jack Johnson and Tom O’Leary for you
IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!
Let’s leave the mothers out of this, alright? It’s unnecessary
or saving the woman
Jackie almost killed a guy
60% Of The Time, It Works Every Time.
Unique New York.
Chychrun Watch!!! The mood is tense
No… I did it. You bitch!!
Guys, take it easy. Just take it easy!
I might add a handsome wolf at that.
It's a formidable scent.
One slip,
MFC fan watch. The mood is tense.
“Might be in trouble on that one.”
Well, well, well,
I’m pretty sure that’s not love
How are you? You look awfully nice tonight. Hmm?
go fuck yourself innerspaceexplorer!
look! it's eegreegor!
you keep your head on a swivels
STOOPS WATCH DAY 5: THE MOOD IS TENSE
Burgundy, of course, was the foundation, the rock.
I need all of you to stop what you're doing and listen I was a First Sergeant
What's this?
Brick Tamland, weather.
I Mean, That Really Got Out Of Hand Fast.
Turn the music off! I'm still talking!
Well, yes.
Jace
That's a given
God, no, it smells like--
oh...
With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.
come on mrs boing boing move if you’re gonna crash into prendiville catholic college then move your gurgry butt! thanks sweetheart snok boing reow! yrs grandma snell move ad well we jeed to get the balloon pie! thanks finally sweetheart reow!
If you like it, you can take it.
It is so awful.
I will say one thing for her, Ed,
You're not Ron.
Geetha and Aaron are pregnant and having a girl
My God.
Jesus, she's terrifying!
You're Welcome
17% of the time, it’s cosmic... every time.
It's the Draft...We do it every year.
You're so wise.
- Oh! - I just want you all to know
How 'bout that?
There she is! Veronica!
it’s so damn nice out!
This is killing me. I'd rather slit my throat.
Years later, a doctor will tell me
That’s not a good start but keep going
but I'm kind of a big deal.
I miss being with you.
Today we spell redemption BVU
It’s FOMC day We do it every month
It’s the December choke We do it every year
Thank you, Mr. Harken. That felt good.
Well, well, well,
I thought it was a joke! I even wrote it down in my diary. “Crotch made a very funny joke today!”
It's the story you were born to tell.
DOROTHY HUMPROF IS A SAINT! YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
Ron's using the machine
I even wrote it in my diary Today Joseph wrote his first par loan
I've got Josh Jenkins and Ren O'Leary waiting for you right here
This is worse than the time the raccoon got caught in the copier!
As a journalist, I should get to know
60% of the time, it works every time.
Breathe, Ron, breathe.
Papa John Schnatter is a saint! You understand me?
"Kill the druid?" i thought you were kidding! i thought it was a joke! I even wrote it down in my diary, "Teshki made a very funny joke today!"
he would have gotten ahold of German pornography.
Well that’s just great. Goodbye, Kevin…
i have many leather-bound sources
Да
I saw that. Marty killed a guy.
I hate you Eric Biondo, I hate you!
I’m a man who discovered the wheel And built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn
I woke up this morning
That's gonna do it for all of us here at 6:00.
Have some sex, maybe some chicken.
Crypto was a bad choice
baxter got kicked off the bridge. because you pirated a dvd! it's a serious crime to pirate dreamworks movies according to copyright law. please visit www.dreamworks.com eject this disc now!
Okay, I guess I can play a little ditty.
FUNNY
Lay low for a while Because you're probably wanted for murder
PANDA WATCH
and with that in mind--
I'd put Brick on, but unless he's tracking a storm front, he's useless.
You scorpion woman!
You know what the worst part about it is?
Iooks stupid.
GO F**K YOURSELF FLORIDA.
It’s the pancake breakfast. We do it every month.
You stay Classy, Alabama
I’m going to defeat this pandemic then our children will form a family band.
3 DAYS LEFT IN THE KCDC CFP!!!
samurai jack is a saint
I thought you were kidding! I even wrote it down in my diary, "karah told a very funny joke today!"
with every inch of me,
Hold on. Why are we all standing around? Let's go!
.
Harken said he'd fire us if we talked to you.