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Today we spell redemption... J O N.
I'm a mess without you
By the beard of Zeus!
Jeez.
pickup attempt that I have ever encountered.
PANDA WATCH
No, Brick.
My Wife and i had sex!!
Get down here as quickly as you can.
When a client decided to go DIY and the kitchen looks like a scene from a disaster movie.
Help.
All right. There it is. What do you love?
0 - 100 real quick
Look! The most glorious rainbow ever!
Leave hunt out of this, all right?
and we waited as long as we could, but--
Unit 25
It was very hard for Veronica.
Where's the suit store? We've been walking for 45 minutes.
Begin!
I'm Veronica Corningstone.
And when I say anything,
For the last time, anything you put in the intercrediotr WSFS will sign it
Iead anchor Frank Vitchard.
FOR THE LAST TIME ANYTHING YOU PUT ON THAT PROMPTER THAT DUMBASS WILL READ
Well, well, well…
We're Dell We wear pants 3x a week
Get out here! Panda jerk!
PEOPLE CALL ME THE BRY MAN
I like to eat ice cream,
You sound like a gay
What
Oh, there it is.
_
You bitch!
that was used during the Civil War era.
Biden will read!
C-a-m
you've been spending a lot of time with this lady.
Would everyone love to hear Ron Burgundy play "yazz" flute?
All right, everyone relax. She's not gonna take anyone's airtime.
You know I don’t be speak Mexican
Lay low for a while
Go to the zoo, flip off the monkeys?
No, I was talking to you. No, not her.
and the answer is yes, I have a nickname for my penis.
Well, that might take some time.
Just want you to know if Ron does not show up, I am ready to go on.
the most famous panda in the world,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
- I dabble. - Oh.
Sixty percent of the time... it works everytime
Damn it! Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter?
I love poetry
DEY GOHBIBDIIIIHS!
then don't forget Channel 2 News with me,
And a glass of Scotch.
I’ve been watching this before every epic Euro trip for the last 10 years
What is that Smells like a turd covered in burnt Hair
I swore that I would never get involved with a coworker.
Well, well, well,
Don’t act like you’re not impressed
He will read anything that is put on the teleprompter
DOROTHY BLOODSAW WAS A SAINT!
Ryan Reaves is a saint!
I LOVE RUM. RUMMY. RUM. RUM.
What if, just for tonight, we weren't coworkers? We were co-people?
yes beryl scial are you a member of the priory of sion? yes when i'm a multicoloured rainbow pony jojo siwa candy balloons mood!
For the last time, anything you put on that prompter, Trump will read.
Are you ready for our rendezvous?
So what other passions do you have, Mr. Burgundy?
Hitting that sad man with his own helmet was terrible...
YOU CAN make use of digital methods for secure and anamized data gathering while also involving focus groups and key informant interviews for in-depth qualitative data gathering afterwards maybe we can go to lunch
She's really great.
It truly is Beauty & The Beast
Dammit Who gave the ARMs permission to make memes
Brendan Fraser is a saint! You understand me?!
I'm offended.
Maybe go to SeaWorld, take my pants off.
# Gonna grab some afternoon delight #
happy birthday Ron!
39% of the time it works... every time
You might want to bring a coat
Hey, Ron!
I just made out with Georgia Blatch And I just wanted to shout it from on top of a mountain.
So much to think about.
Mike Harris is a saint! And a financial genius
Fantastic.
when people believed everything they heard on TV.
Ow!
Jan, kom terug naar hier!
I'm getting some great stuff, Miss Corningstone.
It’s the structural HVAC. They miss it every year
lol... stop It!
I'm lead anchor Veronica Corningstone.
Go fuck yourself, Pete.
yes beryl moonsoonspillyourgutsfortheotherkidsrocketkeroskerosenetyreteethbladerette? what do you want? i want to do some a paul pulling trans in arnhem land.
I thought it was a joke! I even wrote it down in my diary. Stephanie made a very funny joke today!
Hello.
My wife and I had sex last night!! With each other!!!
I'd punch you right in the mouth.
- No, I did it. - You bitch!
sixty percent of the time it works every time
Hey Ray where did you get that mouse?
Now let's do this!
Hello, neighbor.
You could use my office And afterwards we could go to lunch
Poop Mouth!
what became of leanne may vandergarden? she pushed herself into anime and got electroucuted in bangalore.
to take on more challenging stories.
For the last time, anything you put on that teleprompter Biden will read
Hello.
Mx9 I thought it was a joke. I even wrote it down in my diary
who's filling in for anusha pillay? josh williams.
See this muscle, it is from ICMP
Ron Burgundy.
Why you take it easy today Phil
He will literally rip your face off.
and the Channel 4 News Team.
I'm sorry, it's the--
The waffle shirt is live
Sentinel logs
"lntercourse lsland" on the Fox Network.
Go over there and see if you can get a shot. I'll go this way.
Ed!
House vote. The mood is tense.
I'm gonna shoot you with a BB gun when you're not looking.
Mmm, that is good fondue!
There was a bowling alley and a man on fire. I killed a guy with a rock.
One slip, and it’s over, (whammy)
We're here today to celebrate the birth of a panda.
A whale's vagina
God does not want her to live
Stay pithed, San Diego
I read somewhere that their periods attract bears.
Just watch out for the guns. They'll get you.
It’s boring, but it’s my life
Jackie pooping in Panera *Everyone walking into the bathroom - "It smells like Bigfoot's dick!"
shovel me on it!
Low ereddd?
Damn it! Who types a “pause” on the teleprompter?
Switch me on it!
Stay Classy Houston, TX
I didn't know the Salvation Army was having a sale.
Maybe you should stop talking for a while. Maybe take the next couple of plays off.
Please, Brett Kavanaugh Say something
That will do it for us at 6:00.
i even wrote it down in my diary aa had a very funny joke today
Hurry Hurry
Damn it who put that on the teleprompter
That's baby-makin' music, that's what that is.
- High-pressure system-- - Go stand over there.
The team pancake breakfast is tomorrow morning at 9:00 instead of 8:00.
You're okay?
Ladies can do stuff now.
BW was a bad choice
Hey, Daredevil in a hat. Yeah.
I guess i'll have to take you...................... at your word
of sexual harassment by Terry Bradshaw.
I don't know a Ned!
These grapes are good, but they are sour.
Well that’s just great
# Some man's gone, he's trying to run my life #
Wait, stop. Stop talking like that. I can’t understand you.
BEGIN!
Dès que tu commences à te demander si tu mérites mieux c'est que tu mérites mieux
- Oh, we're going there! - Oh!
You’re not Tom Jackson
I'VE JUST BEEN HANDED AN URGENT AND IMPORTANT NEWS BULLETIN
That squirrel can water-ski.
HEY EVERYBODY SHUT THE HELL UP. LADY GAGA IS ON
You continue to surprise me, Mr. Burgundy.
My sweet Brock
Oh, Baxter!
You do not take a tone with me,
Do you know who I am?
Happy Birthday Ollie Stay Classy!
That's a given
with a jump of seven feet, 10 inches.
No!
you got it
Iike a flaming golden hawk:
We've Been Here Literally The Entire Time You Have
I hate you, Ryan Walters, I hate you!
That’s a givens
# La la la la la. #
yes beryl scial are you a member of the priory of sion? yes gotta wet my sex bedsheets.
What's this?
OK towel ready washing machine empty lizz
That squirrel can water-ski
Oh! Can't think of anything to say, can you?
Pearl Jam are a bunch of Saints!!
seems that our youngest chris was on ACID and firing a bow & Arrow into a Crowd You know how kids are...
I don't know a Ned!I
I used to have familiar relations with.
It’s science
if we continue seeing each other,
You know I don't speak Spanish. In English, please.
Mease Salazar GO FUCK YOURSELF, SAN DIEGJOE
I'll be honest. I don't think anyone knows what it means anymore.
Oh, it's so deep.
♫ Boo! Afternoon delight... ♫
I--
It's kind of like...
60% of the time, it works every time
I’m outnumbered
Hey, Ron,
Guess he should've ordered the decalf...
PASTA WATCH THE MOOD IS TENSE
1% of the time it works every time
Jacked Taliban? Now you’re putting the whole station in jeopardy
I've been meaning to talk to you about that. Find yourself a safe house or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.
Ron Burgundy
It's not a date.
Hmm. Did Brian tell you to say this, Brick?
Go fuck yourself Nick Harvalis
BROWN WATCH! The mood is tense
I thought you were kidding! I thought it was a joke! I even wrote it down in my diary. Kevin made a very funny joke today!”
Here's the thing,
Yes, siree.
Tasteful discretion is the name of the game.
Wow... You know how to cut to the core of me, Jimmy
Power. Power.
Put down the gun and let the marching band go.
# When everything's a little clearer in the light of day #
Baby watch. The mood is tense.
I'm gonna straight up
If I were to give you money from my wallet Would that help ease the pain?
Oh, I hate cats.
- Super-duper, gang! - Yeah! Yeah!
I don't know how to put this, but... my wife is kind of a big deal
as a peer and as my gentleman lover?
Even the guy who can’t think says something
I was just speaking In generalities
For the last time, anything you put on that prompter, Joe will read.
THEY’LL GET YA
Dear John McCain, I often disagree with you, yet
Even the guy who can't think says something!
Well...
I've nicknamed my penis It's called "the octagon"
Yes I’m going to have three finger of Glenlivet
I told you that I wanted to be an anchor.
The sewers run red With bulls blood
-Oh!