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When someone is unexpectedly losing their shit and catches you off guard... I DON'T know what you're yelling about???
Excuse me, Veronica.
I don't remember.
Brick, where'd you get a hand grenade?
Bing, bong, bong. You’re fired Ed.
Well Looks like We Got Ourselves A Billingual Bloodfest
Champ Kind, sports.
Mr. Holman, You have a massive erection
Mr. Burgundy, you have a massive erection.
He kills people. He sawed a woman in half!
and I would like to be able to do my job.
Wait! Did you just hear something?
That jumped up a notch
When all this gets sorted out you and me should get an apartment together
i’ll be honest with you layla, that smells like poop mixed in mud.
Hello, Edward.
Ron Burgundy and the Channel 4 News Team.
Mike Pence had a very funny joke today
Well, well, well.
I love Yermin. I love Yermin....
Doesn't mean we can't have fun.
Bob Dylan once wrote,
Tell you everything's gonna be okay?
Oh yeah.
The kind of shot that gets you to the top of network news.
I love her I dont love her
Go fuck yourself, Padres Go fuck yourself, Tatis & Machado
Jacked Taliban? Now you’re putting the whole station in jeopardy
Really a lot of hustle. I liked it.
Burgundy! Burgundy!
Today we spell redemption BVU
- To the news van! - Okay!
I've just been handed An urgent
Dorothy Mantooth is a saint! You understand me?
I'd like to put some barbecue sauce on that butt
Now this is happening.
- I can't understand you. - Sorry.
I thought you were kidding! I even wrote it down in my diary danilea made a very funny joke
Happy Valentines Day to my Beauty
Oh Jerry, you can't bark the gay away. Stop projecting, its ok...
Ryan Reaves is a saint!
I can't believe I'm about to do this.
Acuna Watch! The mood is tense..
Damnit who put an issue in the teams chat?!
Your just a woman with a small brain
That’s a given, that’s a given
You'll find it.
Team USA will hold up anything that is put on a banner
He - I don’t - I think he bought it!
Don't get me wrong, i love the gravy. it rev's my engine
I'm gonna take a run at the new girl.
Nope.
I AM FULL OF IT TONIGHT
Ron, what do you think?
Oh! Great Odin's raven!
Tonight's top story: The sewers run...white...with aphids' blood!
What? Were you saying something?
- It's Ronnie! - Ron!
Really good. Everyone on the floor as well.
and was firing a bow and arrow into a crowd.
You stay classy, San Diego.
and 38' in the Middle East.
Go fuck yourself, Kim Gardner!
Go fuck yourself NAVAIR.
50% of the time, I’m there every time
Audrey - I look like hell I've got bags under my eyes!
Pointed to your boobies
What did the bad man do?
You have a massive erection Don't act like you're not impressed
That's it.
I don’t know if you heard me counting I did over 1,000
Veronica and I are trying this new fad called,
Broderick killed a guy
HUH?!
You’re not Denise.
Maybe cool it with the Lols for a while…
I don't believe you.
It was Wes Mantooth.
Ryan Reaves is a saint!
I wanna be on you.
You have your ubulus muscle
I’m not a baby! I’m a man!
You got knocked up. You should probably deny it on social media
#NOVARKWATCH
No Commercials! No Mercy!
ARE YOU OKAY?
MM! BREATHE IT IN.
Jim Bowlin at the YMCA…
Hey, you're making me look stupid. Get out here, baby jerk. →
For the last time, anything you put on that prompter,
It's Rocket Man not Rocket Lady
they had to bring a female in.
You got knocked up. You should probably get out of news.
7% of the time, it works every time.
Ned? I don't know a Ned
- Uh, Champ? - Yeah.
Nothing. All I can see is a blue curtain.
Oh, I'm storming your castle on my steed, milady.
I thought you were kidding I even wrote it down in my diary, "karah had a very funny joke today"
Burk had a very funny joke today
He said knull!
MMM I JUST BURNED MY TONGUE
60 percent of time time, it works every time.
Everyone here knows it.
- Blade! - Here you go, mate!
Easy, compadre. I'm your friend out here, all right?
I don't remember doing it
You know how to cut to the core of me, Baxter.
It’s a 9:30 start. We did it every night.
Uh-oh.
Ah, jazz flute is for little fairy boys.
That was half a lifetime ago We’re different people now
I'm so happy! You are alive!
Right now it's 82' in our fair city,
It’s bull crap Acker Don’t get me wrong I love the ladies, they rev my Engine but they don’t belong in the MCU
He kills people. He saws a woman in half!
Get out! Just go!
Happy Birthday Ryan?
Did you hear that Yavar, BEARS? Now you're putting the whole firm in Jeopardy.
When in Rome.
It's Rocket League. We do it every Friday night.
Poop Poop Mouth!
The mood is tense!
I can't work with this woman. It's terrible.
Oh, I'm so happy!
Mm-hmm.
Mr. Burgundy, I'm a professional,
Anna Page is open this week!
Oh! I've never heard of it.
And the couch ballet Is grade a baloney
Ribs... Weed. I had weed for lunch. That's why I'm doing this.
Anything you put on that prompter, Joe will read.
You were amazing.
Kennel Watch Day 3
Hey, Aquebogue!
This has to be the feeblest
I'd also like to share that I own a lambo & you’ll never own one
Go fuck yourself, Michigan
I saw that. Kyle killed a guy.
- We did it. - What is this, amateur hour?
You know how to cut to the core of me, Maw.
Mance and Justice Lay low for a while because you're probably wanted for murder
STOOPS WATCH DAY 4: THE MOOD IS TENSE
Our Children Will Form A Family Band And we will tour the countryside.
Sky!! Rockets In Flight
Never ceases To amaze me
- Ron! - He took him!
Hey!
Why don’t you stop talking for a while? Maybe take the next couple of plays off.
I've got to do the news!
Great. Bears.
And we are very good friends.
Is that you? Bark twice if you're in Milwaukee.
Brian?
That doesn't make sense.
it used to be anne-marie leaving shades with hentai on kate donohoe but she quit so it would be andrew sargent taking those duties wouldn’t it? yes.
Yep, it's made with bits of real panther.
Do you really love the toy, or are you saying it because you saw it?
Sometimes you gotta look yourself in the mirror and say, "When in Rome."
What’s this?
Huh? Network? Are they here?
Jacob Trouba is a saint
Burg, are you paying attention? Nope!?
Why don't you stop applying for a while
Yes?
This is definitely a man's world.
That is Grade A baloney
was that those were not real pirates.
to this news station's already sterling reputation.
to the Bush White House.
No Commericals No Mercy
You kept your head on a swivel.
It sure is good to be number one.
I'm a professional doctor.
Well, believe it or not,
Knights of Columbus!
Rangers lead the way
yes beryl fleshkins? what do you want? i want to do some bohouoperowoweieoupering in snagra.
I am hung over.
Paul where’d you get a hand grenade
I'm Veronica Corningstone.
We really should be going.
BOTLANE, ARE YOU PAY
I believe Rizz is an old old wooden ship Used during the Civil War
Miss Veronica Corningstone.
That's wonderful! Thank you!
And it's right here.
Take me to Pleasure Town!
Got an invite
Sorry. Sorry.
I don't often make myself out of clay and fire But when I do I make sure i'm extinguished first
Kandance Belk is a saint!
I don't know, Ron.
60% of the time, it works every time.
Looks Like We’ve Got Ourselves A Bilingual Bloodfest
- # Sunshine, go away today... # - Damn it!
Calm down.
My little China doll.
Rangers lead the way
Stove is a Saint!
I might be in trouble on that one.
and my apartment
and it's not going well.
Or Chinese, or something weird.
- A straight shot. - Ooh, ow.
I hate you, Ron Burgundy! I hate you!
DAMN it, who typed a typo in the SPF RECORD?!
Don't want to wake up your friends.
Trump has the personality of a mortician
Fuck you, Chinese Government
Katherine watch. The mood is tense!
I thought you were kidding! I thought you were kidding! I thought it was a joke! I even wrote it down in my diary. "The agent made a very funny joke today!”
Who typed that into the Teleprompter?
I friggin' love you back!
and, Jay, let's take the bass line for a walk.
Come get a taste.
He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr,
Oh!
Little "Ham and Eggs" comin' at you. Hope you got your griddles.
I feel like I have proven myself as a journalist
Well, I have one great passion that--
COVID-19 WATCH. THE MOOD IS TENSE
I love Lampkin. I love lampkin.
All right. Let's go!
Veronica Corningstone and I had sex,
I am completely miserable, San Diego
We've both seen our share of pornographic materials.
I’m telling you, this lady Has really crawled into Kyle’s head!
SAID!
Thank you.
But I also nicknamed my testes.
anything you put into email Rebecca will report
Pick up the phone! Let's gooooo!
Let the games begin!
Wipe the dribble away from your bubblin' lips.
there's something that you should know.
Shotgun willie's is a saint!
It is not baloney. Now, go do your job, missy!
Channel 4 News,
That’s not a good start
It always goes down smooth
What's this?
I saw that. Riggs killed a guy!
Today we spell FREEDOM R - O - N
It's the pancake breakfast We do it every month
I'm bro P?
Why don't you stop applying for a while
What in the hell is diversity
Whispered Secrets The Story Of Tideville
GO FUCK YOURSELF, SAN DIEGJOE
STOOPS WATCH DAY 12: THE MOOD IS TENSE
You wanna dance, Ronnie?
I believe I did.
It truly is beauty and the beast.
Living Legends Uninvited Guest
will read anything that is put on that Teleprompter.
"Where's your mommy? Someone's gotta change your diapers."
And you come out with stink like that poop!
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A real ice queen.