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Rangers lead the way
Assemble!!!
Musk was a bad choice.
I am shocked.. and, and hurt
I'm very aroused.
Our children will form a family band
# Carry on, my wayward son #
Damn that dude cleans up good
- As for the news team: - Stop it! Ron!
Bourbon team Assemble!!!
Are you high or something? Did you see what happened?
Well, well, well…
Let ‘Em Work It Out! It’s Between The Two Of Them!
They're gonna put Kavanaugh through!
There's a network talent scout over there.
PUBLIC TV KICKS ASS
Even the guy who can’t think is better
Yeah.
hey everyone! come and see how good strategic sourcing looks!
STOOPS WATCH DAY 11: THE MOOD IS TENSE
I will have you know that I have more talent
What--
It's all right, everyone! We can do the news.
ALAN SUGAR IS A SAINT! You understand me?
The sewers run red with Caleb’s blood
I'm Ron Burgundy?
I straight up hate you But boy do I respect you
Sgt Hendrick Will post anything put in the DET box
Shut up.
What is that smell?
It's like a used diaper filled with Indian food
That's what he did!
Hi-ohhh!
60% of the time, it works every time.
I guess I’ll have to take you at your word Number two
It's boring But it's part of my life
.
Go fuck yourself!
You sound like a gay.
They're just talking. Just talking.
will bro-love
No. The other thing.
I'm telling you, this lady has really crawled into Ron's head.
- Whammy. - Hmm.
Apparently he thought he had extra lives
Ed Harken.
Do you know who I am?
Oh, Pete's Playing. It's the Draft game, we do it every year
What?
Audrey!
No, that's-- that's what it means.
excuse me maria lagonikos raelene snell's a very old ancient wrinkly grandma i flushed down the toilet today because the pipes were hungry and needed a lax! oh congratulations to her! i hope she'll be very happy.
hey bryan, where'd you get those players, the toilet store?
Damnit! Who changed the default font to Georgia on the shoot log?
And we will tour the countryside,
- Brian Fantana. - Champ Kind.
Well done Mr Burgundy
Well , agree to diasgree
Watch out for those Hurricane force winds... They'll getcha!
Here we go again.
- Let 'em work it out! - It's between the two of them!
I can't believe you did this to me! Are you happy?
in the side with a pair of steel-toed boots.
DONT EVER SPEAK ILL OF MY GIRLS! EVER!!!
The sewers run red With Burgundy’s blood
Have some pizza, maybe some sex
Well, well, well,
and they're still doing it today.
Roy Williams is a Saint!
Champ here. I'm all about havin' fun.
Shall I pick you up
TRIVIA!!
What's this?
After the FotoMat was destroyed,
Yes? Please, go on.
Oh, I didn't do anything! (yelling overlapping)
- Oh, uh-oh. Whoa! - Here she comes.
Leave the mothers out of this, all right?
Ron Burgundy and the Channel 4 News Team.
and trombones and flowers
The sewers run red with Gypsy’s blood
Waiting on Caleb Williams Decision
Discovered by the Germans in 1904.
Julia had a very funny joke today
No-- yes, he did.
Morning, everyone.
Oh, Ron.
Oh, God!
What in the hell's diversity?
I could be wrong but I believe that’s someone’s dick from Game of Thrones
Brian Fantana.
You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.
I guess I have to take you at your word. Number two.
Saint Diego
Sheldon Murphy Type “O” Check Pilot
Up to you.
Do-nat-ing?
what would happen if julia gillard was a duracell? oh god i wouldn't want her to charge 7V's.
Oh, do me on it!
That's some cold ish, but..
if I were to give you some money from out of my wallet would that help ease the pain?
That squirrel can water-ski
Weed. I smoked weed at lunch. That's Why I'm Doing This...
Yoo-hoo!
That's a given.
- Oh, yeah. - Brown baggin' it.
Get Corningstone over there right away!
Well, you certainly know how to compliment a woman.
You were my hero, Waldo.
How about that?! That Gronk can talk football!
I want you to fix my chopper before I stomp your goofy ass!
HE'S GONNA PUT CORNINGSTONE ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's the greatest city in the history of mankind.
Sixty percent of the time It works every time
Saltus!? Bark twice if you’re in Milwaukee.
R-O-N.
I'd also like to share with you that I have a lambo
Whoa, Ron, I don't want to sound cruel, but--
yes faye george faye benjamin oops! (takes brandy with lemon sharbet) ok i'll get it right this time to get names right. ok shelley asher ashley violet andrew sargent andrew--- oops! i've gotta stop calling people the wrong name! (faye laughing) ok brandon mike gayle mitch richard troy--oops! still not cured of wrongnameaphocoragia.
60% of the time, it works every time.
Falcons! No you’re putting the whole office in jeopardy!
as the host of the hit reality TV show
Whammy!
60% of the time, it works every time.
in other words, sean williams was the balls!
I thought you were kidding! I thought it was a joke! I even wrote it down in my diary. “Crotch made a very funny joke today!”
What the hell, bro'?
POSSUM WATCH. THE MOOD IS TENSE
Scott had a very funny joke today
Go fuck yourself rob
I'm beloved by everyone in San Diego.
Hey, lady in the hat. Yeah.
This burrito is delicious, but it is filling.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE KIDDING! I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE!
Look! They're following their mother!
Do you really CRAVE SODA, or are you just severely dehydrated?
When you tee it low hitting driver into the wind
seems that our youngest chris was on something called "ACID" and firing a bow & Arrow into a Crowd You know how kids are...
Ron Burgundy… and the Channel 4 News Team.
Darling, I did the news, and I nailed it. I nailed it.
Oh! Aaah!
And today's top story, in Ron Burgundy's world,
Okay...
before we're doing the no-pants dance.
and his news team: Go time.
You're not Jimmy.
60% of the time, it works every time.
All right, stop!
You’re moms a hoe
wearing ski masks made off with over $20,000 from an area bank
Randall, are you paying attention? - Nope.
Hey how's the Bow hunt going?
- Okay, we're off and running. - Three armed men
You have man boobs.
they made Sinatra look like a hobo.
Of course you haven't, how stupid of me. Neither have l.
Really?
lol... stop It!
I drank a lava lamp. It wasn't lava.
yes berkyl bompasoxertwsterroitwetterette? what do you want? i want to do some ravvaking in ravardee.
No!
but was later fired after being accused
I guess ill have to take you at your word number 5
That's stupid.
Well, well, well,
"Derek Carr IS A SAINT!"
NetApp?? Those dirt bags have been in 3rd place for 5 years.
Well, well, well,
Security team assemblllleee
# Can you dig it? Can you dig it? #
I report the news. That's what I do.
3 DAYS FOR THE KCDC CFP!!!
there was a time
Sam-d' Watch
- Uh, Mr. Burgundy? - 1,003.
Because the only way to win is to be the best.
YOU HAVE BROKEN MY HEART, MR. BURGUNDY.
MMM.. that is good fondue
I hate you, Kevin Stitt, I hate you!
Harper Watch. The Mood is Tense
- Yeah! - This is a surprise, I'll tell you.
Hell, I need you.
I'm ole boy?
I love lunch! I love lunch
and whammy!"
What can I say? I like the way you're put together.
you see ms.cash i get more 55% shares out of the clutter tax from the promised target of 786% by 2088 then you do you can't say i haven't made change from it! no and well you can't have a political sliding from the opposition ms.gillard saying "55% by 2024!" the budget dosen't clutter $5 shares from it just like that!
I could do that.
Hey, Aqualung!
N E THING
I even wrote in my diary “Veronica had a very funny joke today”
I've been waiting to say this to you for a long time.
Seriously...I get this a lot
Today we spell redemption J O E
Anyhoo, what can I do you for?
I believe you
Oh, what's that smell?
Lightfoot was a bad choice
Damn it! Get me a phone.
Kyle Dufas is a saint, you understand me?!
I have...
Well done, sir.
It’s actually an optical illusion
They named it San Diago,
What’s this?
Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention?
Ha ha! Ha ha ha ho!
Today we spell redemption L-O-F-T-O-N
and more intelligence in my little finger
DOROTHY HUMPROF IS A SAINT! YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
I know that one day, Veronica and I are gonna get married
# Lay your weary head to rest #
The network is picking up the feed.
- What? - No. No!
Brick Tamland is married with 1 1 children
Brendan Fraser is a saint!!! You understand me?!
Alec killed a guy
She's better than me!
You know how to cut to the core of me, Fulham
hundreds of years ago.
Well, guess what. Now this is happenin'.
When i get yrlled at on yogg becausr im not going into my assigned portal.
Well that's just great. You hear that Ed? Bears.
and see if she likes the goods.
Cognitive Restructuring
Well that's just great.
Baby Watch And the mood is tense
Go fuck yourself, baseball writers.