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if I could squire you about town
Briana Hurt is a saint!!!
Ron Burgundy had never heard that song.
I drink to vagina
stevie had a very funny Joke today I even wrote it down in my diary
i’m pretty sure that’s not how you holiday
Change your diapers.
Kreider watch. the mood is tense.
Stay white
Yes, I named my penis. It’s called the Octagon. And my testes … The left one is James Westfall and the right is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater.
Stay calm.
Hey, everyone! Come and see how good I look!
San Diego Drink it in, it always goes down smooth
When someone gets jnto CRNA school
Let me say something.
I mean an-y-thing.
Hink
It’s monkey MAN Not monkey BOY
Im proud of you fellas
in an abandoned pool.
Baby watch 2022
How Now Brown Dow
POOP WATCH. THE MOOD IS TENSE.
I'm just gonna grab this shirt, if you don't mind.
- Oh, Ron. - Yes, yes.
Reid watch 2022
I thought they were kidding! I thought this was a joke. I even wrote it down in my diary “Eddie Munson is Johnny Storm”
Stay classy charlotte
I'd rather slit my throat.
Today we spell redeption ARC
THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY
Linda DIBenedetto is a SAINT!
# When he tells me I better get in line #
I guess I have to take you at your word. Level one.
and this cat show thing is grade-A baloney.
There he is I’m very aroused
That's what you gotta do when you're in a vicious cockfight.
When your cousins won't stop talking video games...
I Believe It's Jogging Or Yogging. It Might Be A Soft "J."
We woke up the mama.
In June of 1775, the Continental Congress created a unified army it took over the airports, it did everything it had to do
I wrote in my journal “Matt made a really good joke today”
Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart.
You pointed at your boobies!!
Great Odin's raven!
Hold on.
He's back!
Taking a two hour nap after work was a bad choice
- I think I was in love once. - Really, what was her name?
# That's what I want you to do... #
Lady! Lady!
RI-GODDAMN-DICULOUS
- And I don't like it. - I don't like the put-downs.
Spell, do you really love the leg warmers, or are you just looking at things and saying you love them?
things just got worse for Ron Burgundy.
- Brian Fantana. - No, you're Brick.
Founders Devil Dancer Triple IPA 12% ABV
I'm pretty sure that's not love.
You know how to cut to the core of me , Baker
Oh, Ron.
Cody D
# I'm gonna make her mine if it takes all night #
Ready, Phil.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE KIDDING!
Well, I could be wrong, but I believe beauty is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era
Oh no. You'll find it.
You dirtbags have been in last place for three years
You Look Like A Blueberry.
“Donnelly had a very funny joke today.”
Do you really love the lamp, or are you saying it because you saw it?
shows that her baby is doing quite well.
Heinie!
Baby watch And the mood is tense
You're not "block"
WATCH OUT FOR THE MAKERS MARK, IT’LL GET YA
I believe it's "jamming" or "yamming." It might be a soft "J."
TELEMUNDO ROCKS BITCHES
I don't know a NED
wait. No, no, no. Hold on.
Christopher had a very funny joke today I even wrote down in my diary
I saw that. Joey killed a guy.
Union Tribune
With a brain a third the size of us.....It's science.
Excuse me. Excuse me. What are you doing?
You know, get a couple of cocktails in me,
but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship
I guess I'll have to take you at your word, #2
Baxter
Thin crust Was a bad choice
It's called the Octagon.
You get a Sony XA and You get a Sony XA Everyone gets a Sony XA
I mean, come on, Ed! It's bullcrap!
I thought you were kidding! I even wrote it down in my diary- Corporate made a very funny joke today." I laughed about it that night
Scholars maintain the translation was lost
Aluminum was a bad choice
OH
I miss being near you. I miss your laugh.
I can't believe you did this to me!
but I believe Dignity is an old, old wooden ship
Compelling and rich
I mean, that thing is good.
Way to handle him. That was nice.
News team!
60% of the time, it works every time.
hey bryan, where'd you get those players, at the toilet store?
- It jumped up a notch. - It did, didn't it?
You got knocked up... You should probably go to texas
Mmm! Mmm. That is good fondue.
¿Como están, pinches?
George we'll just chop Marley up and chase her behind cars on the freeway George we'll just breathlyze Marley and blow her into a balloon
Bing, bong, bong. You’re fired.
I'm sorry.
Today we spell redemption S-W-I-F-T
They’ll getcha
Where did you get that album? The tortured poets department?
I thought you were kidding! I thought it was a joke! I even wrote it down in my diary. “Kevin made a very funny joke today!”
I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO TAKE YOU AT YOUR WORD NUMBER SIX
I want a shot of that panda being born!
You have hair like an angel.
The man that loved the motorcycle!
Me during every Diablo IV cutscene, lore entry, or dialogue exchange.
You are a smelly pirate hooker!
Hey Quinton.... Studies show, 60% of the time it works 100%of the time!
We need you down here right away.
Rei Hino sucks! Destroy her!
Yes, I am going to have three fingers of Glenlivet
Molly watch
Excuse me.
This is worse than the time Cincinnati played in the Sugar Bowl
I even wrote it down in my diary Erik had a very funny joke today
They don't take into account houses that have
I mean, that really got out of hand fast.
I have a huge crush on
from the network. You've just been promoted.
That's my chopper you just thrashed, Broseph.
"The coyote of the desert
STOOPS WATCH DAY 13: THE MOOD IS TENSE
hate you!
Are you sure, Ed?
I don’t know how to put this but… I passed the PE exam and I’m kind of a big deal
I've been handed an urgent and horrifying news story And I need all of you to stop what you're doing and listen Jayson Tatum is the best player in the world
Oh! By the hammer of Thor!
Eclips Watch!!! The mood is tense!
Oversight my man
Clutch. you''re acting like
We were co-people?
I mean an-y-thing
You can't say one word?
"Let ‘Em Work It Out! It’s Between The Two Of Them!"
- Hello? - Hello?
He's ready to do battle in the arena
When you set the new Pinchys Lobster Roll Record
What in the hell’s responsibility?
I can only speculate as to the sex of the panda,
Leave the cry babies out of this..
Diamonds are forever?
you should be ashamed of yourself.
# Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight #
RON
Look, I don't speak Spanish.
Creeping out all the regulars.
HOW NOW BROWN HOUND
Oh, hell, that's rank!
- Brian. - You having a good time?
. .
- That's great. - Thank you.
Why don't you go back to your home on Whore lsland?
Beer was a bad choice!
Randy Carroll You’re an awful man!
# Thinkin' of you's working up my appetite #
and what became of derrick? he went crazy and fell asleep with kwame.
1,002.
Find yourself a safe house or a relative close by.
We are number one. We just grabbed every key demographic.
Sherri, meet Ron Burgundy.
"60% Of The Time, It Works Every Time."
Rule number one:
I ate a whole bunch of fiberglass insulation.
I'm not hearing it right. Hold on.
60% of the time, it works every time.
PANDA WATCH The Mood is Tense
Start cleaning up your desk.
I'm Veronica Corningstone,
Ron Burgundy.
I will not have my first story at this news station
Well that’s just great. Thanks a lot, Kevin…
But in order to properly retell it,
Oh Facebook where's the send button Oh there it is I just had to point to it
# There'll be peace when you are done #
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CAN I PLEASE HAVE YOUR ATTENTION?
are you still having your celebrity golf tournament this summer?
Gerund watch!
But I didn't have a mountain. I had a newsroom and a camera.
Hello, Wes Mantooth.
I'D LIKE TO PUT SOME BBQ SAUCE ON THAT BUTT
Gordon
I love Lightfoot
Tits McGee is on vacation.
I've never heard of it.
Maybe sit the next couple of plays out Champ.
Position : Tech Lead , Enterprise Innovations Damn it who put a comma in the description?
I still don't quite understand what it means.
I don’t know sophie. That sounds kinda crazy.
has always been a small passion of mine.
Well, I could be wrong,
Linda and I had sex And now we are in love
# Yeah, she got the way to move me, Cherry #
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Go Fuck Yourself Nebraska
thinks that I'm your bimbo gal pal.
THAT’S NOT A GOOD START
I dont know how to put this but... i passed the pe exam and i'm kind of a big deal
no we will not bust your auntie! bust your auntie! chrisiitlleo! christiillleo! haynessieilleo! make it bumoy for auntie! for auntie! and nothing really bust me bumps! christiileo! christtilleo! and busting really matters to auntie.
It’s Mets opening day We bet it every year
Goon Squad, assemble!!
Stop smoking grass Harry The world's against me
This burrito is delicious, but it is not durable savings
carpet.
You’re not Mark
Ron, are you okay? Ron?
if you knew when my office would be ready.
Can you believe Mantooth and the Channel 9 Evening News Team?
You are truly an awful man Mr. Lasky
Audrey - I look like hell. I've got bags under my eyes!
out of metal and brawn.
I don’t know if you heard me But I switched my autopay to an AMEX
Beep boop bop you’re fired Ed!
Liz McKiernan is a Saint, you hear me!
Today we spell redemption A-L-A-S-K-A
50% of schools, open 20% of the week, for 15% of the school year. works every time.
But mainly stay classy.
hey everyone, shut the hell up The Walking Dead is on
Toby Maguire is a saint!
Wait, stop. Stop talking like that.
"Niantic had a very funny joke today."
- Yes. - Ed!
which call? 411 or 566? 411 please.
I hate you Salesforce, I hate you!
Well, well, well.
I make ft8 noises With my mouth
Shh!
Miss Corningstone, ma'am,
Panda watch
I don't know how to put this but... my wife is kind of a big deal
If I'm gonna do this, I'll need my news team at my side.
- was loitering... - Ron Burgundy.
I Hate You BTS I Hate You
Covid
Britton being asked to speak at the mra tennis banquet
I've been reduced to rubble!
Don't act like you're not impressed.
Dan had a very funny joke today
YOU HAVE BROKEN MY HEART
We'll go back to doing what I do best--
Let the games BEGIN O‘yinlarni boshlang
jeremy strong killed a kid. i saw that!
Zom. Bi. Ci. DUH.
I will be in makeup.
and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks.
We are through! Through!
She’s a saint! You hear me?!?
Wow... You know how to cut to the core of me, Jimmy
I miss my musk.
Tell her to get a coat.
No, that tickles me! Come on!
@connor